Sketchingggg...

Idiot

- Are you stupid or what??!!!
- No, no. I´ve been an idiot since I was born.
- Oh, excuse me sir.
- No worries...

Ivanovich

If any translation is possible, maybe it would be something like this:

Ivanovich, the great champion... ...of chess

Ivanovich: Castle.
Chess-player: My god!!